Grouchy?

We, the humans, are defeated. The germs, dancing the “victory dance”, are the winners. Year after year, it’s always the same, the damn cold or flu. No matter how hard we try to prevent it we catch it anyway.

Some people say; “eat lots of garlic”
I’d say; “bull shit, my social life goes down the drain”.


Some people say; “drink warm wine or hot scotch with honey & lemon”.
I’d say; “it sounds good, but what about hangover?”


Some people say; “drink a lot of liquid and rest”
I’d say; “how the hell can I rest? Drinking a lot I’d be in motion all the time visiting Mr. WC,wouldn’t I? Or should I get me a bowl and keep it in my bed?”

You see, what ever we do, the germs will find the way to creep in to our system and have a ball, making us suffer. I just don’t get it; look at the size of those airborne f.....s. Where do they come from? We can’t even see them without microscope, and yet they dare to proclaim the war against our bodies.
Unbelievable!

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