Stuart's Mondays

Stuart little at work

Thomas finally got a job as a bartender in one of local pubs and this was his first night at work and all by himself. Boss explained; Thomas, you just mix the drinks as gests ordered and everything will be fine. Oh, and there was one more thing: The two brothers are coming, they are deaf-mute but it’s no problem. When they show thumb up it means a shot with jägemeister and when they show thumb down it means a shot with vodka.
The brothers came in… They ordered both Jägermeister and vodka and everything went perfect. Suddenly Thomas noticed that brothers, for a quite long time just sat there with their mouth wide open. He became worried and decided to to give boss a call:
- Those two brothers are here. They are sitting close to each with mouth wide open and they‘ve been doing so for a long time. Should I call the ambulance?
- How much did they have to drink? The boss asked
- Seven shots Jägermeister and four shots vodka, each. Sade Thomas
- O.K. Sade the boss, it’s no problem they are just singing.